why am i watching david letterman suck paris hilton's dick?

becuz i have no job bitchz. by choice too. oh boy is it great. aside from being completely fucking broke. but that, my friends, is where liberation lies. i'm following in the Hilton footsteps baby, no working, no brains, and famous as fuck for no reason. or.................. wait, maybe i'll just kill someone. it's quicker. yeah.